Haha, don't judge me! It was fun + I needed an image for my website final for Internet tech.

Anywho, That's me, with my lethal weapon the "SODA MACHINE!", which was my battlecry when Halo 2 came out.

Me: "SODAAAAAA MACHIIIIINE" then blam! Rocket/sniper/stickie/warthog to the face.

(Too bad Transformers thought of it too.)

If you ever played Zombies ate my nieghbors, you'd know how much damage carbonated beverages do. (Remember taking down those damn "WooHaa" Kids?)

His stats are interchangeable whether he ditches the vending machine or not
Attack: Lures you in and launches high powered cans of soda(or water/ice tea/minute maid). If you're a college student... you'd probably live off of
Speed: Slightly propels himself with exploding soda, Like a jet pack.
Special: Exploding Soda DAMAGE! :Mimics Warmachine: SODA (missle) BARRAGE!
Will: Pure will power gives him the strength to lift this huge machine.

Secret technique: Leave the stupid thing and switches Speed<>Attack and Special<>Will. In team mode he dispenses Redbull and hands them out which quite obviously gives you wings! Also, if he cant find a soda machine he grabs the nearest object, such as, crane machines, polar bears, giant fish...

Imagine in a Japan map, Yaoi manga vending machines because they have a dispenser for almost everything. Pure carnage on Fangirls. MUHAHAHA........... (pretty much worthless on everyone else, )

Anyways, I apologize, I got carried away.

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Paint+mouse for the sprite.
CS2 for the background and picture (and moving the soda cans >.>

edit: added screen lines